Just For Claire

Claire is without a doubt the biggest Winnie the Pooh fan. So this page is just for her. I love you baby:)

 

   

Deep in One hundred acre woods,

Where Christopher Robin plays.

You'll find the enchanted neighbourhood of Christophers childhood days.

A donkey named Eeyore is his friend,

And Kanga and little Roo,

There's Rabbit and Piglet and there's owl,

But most of all Winnie The Pooh.

Winnie the Pooh,

Winnie the Pooh,

Chubby little cubby all stuffed with fluff,

He's Winnie the Pooh

Winnie the Pooh

Willy nilly silly old bear.

 

 

 

Quotes By Eeyore

 

No self respecting bee would be fooled into thinking that a muddy bear, holding onto a balloon was actually a small black cloud------even if someone was walking below, carrying an umbrella and saying, "Tut-tut, it looks like rain"

 

When trying to rescue friends from a tree, make sure the plan doesn't involve having everybody stand on your back.

Pooh is a real friend. Not like some.

 

Having your missing tail recovered ia all well and good, but remember it will have to be reattached. With a hammer and nail.

 

Whenever a VERY Bouncy Animal arrives in the forest, and you are told that he has just come, the thing you should as is: "When is he going?"

 

Just because you hear a buzzing-noise coming from a tree, doesn't mean you are going to get any honey.

 

 

 

 

Pooh Goes Visiting

 

Winnie-the-Pooh was walking through the Forest one day, humming proudly to himself, when suddenly he came to a sandy bank, and in the bank was a large hole.

"Aha!" said Pooh. "If I know anything about anything, that hole means Rabbit," he said, "and Rabbit means company, and Company means food and listening-to-Me-Humming and such like."

Pooh always like a little something at eleven o'clock in the morning, and he was very glad to see Rabbir getting out the plates and mugs; and when Rabbit said "Honey or conensed milk with your bread?" he was so excited that he said, "Both," and then, so as not to seem greedy, he added, "But don't bother about the bread please." And for a long time after that he said nothing.....until at last, humming to himself in a rather sticky voice, he got up and shook Rabbit lovingly by the paw, and said that he must be going on.

So he started to climb out of the hole. He pulled with his front paws, and pushed with his back paws, and in a little while his nose was out in the open again....and then his ears....and then his front paws....and then his shoulders....and then-----

"Oh, help!" said Pooh. "I'd better go back."

"Oh bother!" said Pooh. "I shall have to go on."

"I can't do either!" said Pooh. "Oh help and bother!"

Now by this time Rabbit wanted to go for a walk too, and finding the front door full, he went out by the back door, and came round to Pooh, and looked at him.

"Hallo, are you stuck?" he asked.

"N-no," said Pooh carelessly. "Just resting and thinking and humming to myself."

"Here, give us a paw" Pooh-Bear stretched out a paw and Rabbit pulled and pulled and pulled...."Ow!" cried Pooh. "You're hurting me!"

"The fact is," said Rabbit, "You're stuck!"

"It all comes," said Pooh crossly, "of not having front doors big enough."

"It all comes," said Rabbit sternly, "of eating too much. Well, well. I shall go and fetch Christopher Robin."

 

  When Christopher Robin came back with Rabbit, and saw the front half of Pooh, he said, "Silly old Bear," in such a loving voice that everyone felt quite hopeful again. "There's only one thing to be done," he said. "We shall have to wait for you to get thin again."

So for a week Christopher Robin read a sustaining Book, such as would help and comfort a Wedged Bear in Great Tightness, and Bear felt himself getting slenderer and slenderer.And at the end of the week Christopher Robin said, "NOW!"

So he took hold of Pooh's front paws and Rabbit took hold of Christopher Robin, and all Rabbit's friends and relations took hold of Rabbit, and they all pulled together....

And for a long time Pooh only said "Ow!"....And "Oh!"....

And then, all of a sudden, he said "POP!" just as if a cork were coming out of a bottle.

And Christopher Robin and Rabbit and all Rabbits friends and relations went head over heels backwards....and on top of them came Winnie-the-Pooh----FREE!!!

 

 

 

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